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Please do not contact us with spam.  Spam is EVIL.

I’m sure Google analytics are enormously important to you and you are on a mission to spread the good word, but I’m asking you not to.  Not even a little bit.  Not even the bloke who opened with “I know you said you didn’t want sales emails but I just couldn’t help myself…”.  In fact, especially that bloke.  All requests to contact you urgently in response to your amazing sales pitch to get up the Google rankings or have a website designed (seriously, it’s like they don’t realise they found us on our actual website to try and sell us a website like a massive dufus…) or send free candles will be absolutely ignored in the same manner that we have managed to ignore the fact that the tap has been dripping in the unit kitchen for the past three and a bit years.