Sew and sew.
I can’t sew so I’m always oddly grateful when I buy something that looks like I embroidered it myself. Yes I know this isn’t a handmade product but just one of those things that looks like it’s supposed to be (otherwise it would be a zillion pounds) and yes, allowing people to assume I can do something I can’t makes me a bad person but so long as I never actually say I did make it, it doesn’t count. This hangs in my cloakroom so as many visitors as possible can assume I made it.
Glassless wall decoration, made from wood and fabric.